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It’s true. If you post something we REALLY don’t like — or if you’re just a big butthole about it, we’re going to delete the comment. We brought you into this world, we can take you out of it.
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We want comments with related links or other jokes — anything that adds to the funny. If you’re just being a troll, we’re not gonna let it fly.
Because trolls don’t fly.