Susan, I’ve found it.
Some of you may remember Susan Sassi’s social media dating woes from previous articles, and if not, catch up here, but I’ve found the answer.
If you’ve Oked your last Cupid, but still eager to worship at the church of love, let me just say this:
Oh, come all ye faithful. To Home Depot.
Yup. That’s where all the single and stable men in Hollywood are to be found. They’re obviously past their partying days, who else buys an attractive wall sconce without a significant other to tell them it’s a wall sconce, that they need it, and that it’s attractive?
You’ll find everything you’ve wanted in a guy:
1. Handy. I didn’t know that a screw gun and a nail gun do different things. They’re both guns…
2. Budget Smart. They’ve got lists! No impulse buying here.
3. Single. Obviously. Who would let a man pick paint samples by himself?
Still trying to find a catch? Try aisle 8. There he is. Prematurely salt and pepper grayed, buying sink hardware wearing soft earth tones and giving away little smiles that say “I’m a great cook… but cooking for one at the moment.”
No Match.com. No speed dating. No “set up with the neighbor’s nice boy. No. Home Depot.