Driving down the highway I saw one of those Student Driver cars.
I love student drivers.
They’re so nervous, so cautious, driving a little too slowly. Like me, basically everyday. So when I see these cars, I like to pull up next to them and peek in the window to see just how white-knuckled that steering wheel is.
I sidled up to the car and there is one, JUST ONE, guy in the car! Is this a self study course? Can you just Webinar your driver’s test? What are you going to tell the cops if you get pulled over?
Cops: do you know how fast you were going?
You: Um… I’m a Phoenix.edu?
And what about calling in sick? Even when you’re really sick, there’s something great about calling in and I don’t know how you’re going do that. Just sit in the car with your sick day bathrobe and keep it in park? You rebel.
Well, good luck to you, solo driver.