Ashley Huyge

Money Advice

It's all about the Franklins

 

A young man comes home for spring break and announces to his father, “Dad, I have good news and bad news. The good news is I’ve got enough money to get through the rest of the semester.” 

“That’s great.” Said his dad. “What’s the bad news?”

“The bad news is it’s still in your pockets.”

 

Ah yes, those money woes. But in this day and age, there are many ways you can make some quick cash and you won’t be breaking your bank’s heart. (Like this sad scene.)

Here are the best ways to make a few quick doubloons:

     1. Selling Knives Door To Door

You set your own hours, you decide where you work and you can decide how much money you want to make. Right after you buy the $500 presentation kit. I mean invest in the $500 presentation kit.

2.  Become a Beauty Representative 

The truth is, you don’t even have to sell the make-up. Just get other representatives to sign up underneath you. And if you sign up people you don’t like, there’s the added bonus of knowing they’ll never want to speak to you again.

3. Invent Something

You don’t even need the product. People love investing in ideas. Like a shower that also makes waffles. We’ll call it the Shawffle. There. I just invented something. Investing in my new idea is pretty easy too. Feel free to contact me about my reasonable rates.

4. Create Facebook

Just look at what it did for Mark Zuckerberg.

So get off your butt and start making that mulah.  In fact, let’s discuss this more. Over coffee. We’ll expense it as a business meeting. Could you spot me the cup o’ joe?

 

2 thoughts on “Money Advice

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