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56 Nicknames Walter White Might Have Given His Genitals

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Breaking Bad comes back for its final half-season in less than a month.

Here’s a long list of things Walter White may have nicknamed his private parts at various points during his 4.5 season journey to this point:

  • Empire Bizness

  • The Blue Stuff

  • Heisenberries

  • The 550 mL Erlenmeyer

  • Pinkman

  • Tuco and Gonzo

  • Bald Head #2

  • Capn Cook

  • The Territory Dispute

  • Gus and the Frings

  • Krazy-8 Inches

  • The Recreational Pee-hicle

  • Ehrmantraut’s Bane

  • Huell

  • Better Call Balls

  • The Hollymaker

  • 99% Purity

  • The One Who Knocks

  • DEA (Dat Enormous Appendage)

  • The Learned Astronomer

  • The Box Cutter

  • Los Cojones Hermanos

  • The Chemistry Wizard

  • Bottom Goatee

  • Justifiable Homicide

  • Walter White’s Penis and Balls

  • The Deluxe Wax Job

  • Ever-Present Danger

  • Badger’s Boss

  • White Supremacy

  • Better Than Beneke

  • The Blowfish

  • Cartel Destroyer

  • The Meth Lab

  • The Cook

  • Not-Yet-Gray Matter

  • Supply and Demand

  • Skyler’s Delite

  • Bogdon’s Eyebrow Worm

  • Methyla-peen

  • The Addict Maker

  • The King

  • White Ricin

  • The Prison Shank

  • Skinny Pete

  • The Cuddly Pink Teddy Bear

  • Drill-y of the Valley

  • Madrigal Electropenis

  • The Giant Magnet

  • 1,000 Gallons

  • The M600

  • The Aztec

  • TwaughtHammer

  • Fugue State

  • Principal Carmen’s Caramels

  • The 737

  • The Ricin Cigarette

  • Salamanca and the Twins

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