Looks good doesn’t it? It’s that platter of bagels that someone brought in to work to share. Maybe there’s pumpernickel. Maybe there’s plain. But there is always, always, always an Everything Bagel.
But just how Everything should the Everything Bagel be? Turns out there’s a limit to everything. Literally.
This is why I propose that there be an Everything Bagel A and an Everything Bagel B. One specifically for everything sweet and one for everything savory. You could mix your cinnamon with the raisin bagel. And just for good measure, you can add blueberries. See? Everything Bagel A would be everything you wanted in a sweet breakfast bagel.
Then you could have Everything Bagel B, you know, for onions, garlic and for decoration, poppy seeds.
The bottom line is, to you. Yes you. Don’t try to sneak your new Everything Bagel experiment into my morning. Poppy seeds, cinnamon, onions, garlic, cheddar, raisins and blueberries are too much for one bagel. Don’t let it happen again.