Tuesday, sweet Tuesday, you day of the week.
Until it is you’s day, a vigil I’ll keep.
Essential for life, you return on day two.
Some say it’s day three but–hey–what can you do?
Delightfully regular, never too late:
Another great thing about you as a date.
You are the only friend I’ll ever need…
Tuesday, will you go to prom with me?
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