Today is 3/14 – Pi Day! That’s three point one four one five nine two… do I have to keep going? You get the picture: “PI!”
Now I’m not a big numbers person, so I always celebrate Pi Day with the type of “pi” I relate to–it’s flakey, buttery and hot to trot: “PIE!”
But pie sometimes makes me want to “die” because I’m lactose intolerant! But I’m not alone. We all remember that famous scene in When Harry Met Sally, right? The one where she’s eating something that looks like pie and she… well… you know…
No thanks, waiter. I WON’T have what she’s having!
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