Article / Susan Sassi

The Un-official 2013 Oscars Drinking Game

Hooray for Hollywood.  It’s that magical time of year in Tinsel Town when the powers that be shut down half of LA and fill the red carpet in front of the Chinese Theatre with extras disguised as fans, cheering and screaming for autographs.  That magical time when we parade all the top A-list celebrities about to be judged, congratulated, praised, and be the butt of every joke.  The time to make bets on who will bring home the trophy and put way too much energy, meaning, and stress into being the person to win the Oscar Pool.   That’s right, folks. It’s time for The Oscars! Whether you’re a fan of the awards ceremony or not, here’s a classic game with a twist to spice up any Oscar party.  Get ready for some fun and make sure you have your camera phones ready.  You are going to want to post pictures on Facebook. Remember, if you think it will be too intense, you can always substitute shots for a gulp of beer.  And be sure to read all the way to the bottom for the extra special fun surprises at the end.  A quick disclaimer, this game is not to be played with anyone under the age of 21, nor with family members.  Without further adieu, I present to you…

 

The Un-official 2013 Oscars Drinking Game

  • Every time someone says it is an honor to be nominated.  

TAKE A SHOT!

  • Every time someone cries during his or her speech.

TAKE A SHOT!

  • Every time a celebrity shows off a nipple. (This can be a guy or girl. You never know!)

TAKE A SHOT!

  • Every time a celebrity shows leg.

TAKE TWO SHOTS AND CREATE A MEME!

 

  • Every time an acceptance speech gets cut off by the music.

FIRE DRILL!

  • Every time there is a Photo bomb!

 SAY “DID I DO THAT?!”

  • Every time the camera gets an awkward close up reaction shot from the audience.

LICK YOUR NEIGHBOR’S FACE!

  • Every time a celebrity pulls a wacky stunt.

       

TAKE A SHOT!

  • Every time you loose a category in your Oscar pool.

PATTY WACK MACHINE!

  • Every time you win a category in your Oscar pool.

CUP YOUR NEIGHBOR’S GENITALS … AND YANK!

  • Every time Seth McFarlane makes a poop joke (or uses any toilet humor)

TAKE A SHOT!

  • Every time Seth McFarlane makes a racist joke.

TAKE A SHOT!

  • Anytime Seth McFarlane insults anyone at all.

CALL YOUR MOM AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER!!

  • Every time they announce a category nobody cares about.

GO MAKE YOURSELF PUKE IN THE TOILET!

So there you have it folks.  The unofficial 2013 Oscar’s drinking game.  Have fun, but be safe.  Be safe but still let loose and get wild because with this game, no matter what the results of the Oscar voting, everyone is a winner!

 

6 thoughts on “The Un-official 2013 Oscars Drinking Game

  1. Back in the ’70s (Yes I am that old) we had the Bob Newhart drinking game. We’d watch the show, and every time someone said, “Hi, Bob,” we’d take a shot. Simpler rules than the Oscars Drinking game, but just as effective, in the end.

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