Article / Danielle Calvert

New Month’s Eve: Twelve Times a Year, One Twelfth the Fun!

Champagne, a midnight kiss, watching the ball drop in Times Square–New Year’s Eve is great! It’s the one night a year that looking like a disco ball is sexy and getting blackout drunk is expected.

But why limit the celebration to just the end of December when there are TWELVE MONTHS of New MONTH’S Eves to celebrate? Here are a few tips on throwing the ULTIMATE New Month’s Eve bash!

The perfect location for a NME party--dark, cold and grimy!

The perfect location for a NME party–dark, cold and grimy!

Champagne is expensive. Steele Reserve and a 40 of malt liquor? Much more reasonable for a monthly party!

Champagne is expensive. Steele Reserve and a 40 of malt liquor? Much more reasonable for a monthly party!

Who needs to buy noisemakers when God gave us all our very own: the raspberry!

Who needs to buy noisemakers when God gave us all our very own: the raspberry!

A kiss at midnight is sweet, sure, but it's also a little too formal for NME... But a grope? Just right.

A kiss at midnight is sweet, sure, but it’s also a little too formal for NME… But a grope? Just right.

Who needs a giant fancy ball when you can drop other things: your pants!

Who needs a giant fancy ball when you can drop other things: your pants!

Good friends, terrible beer, and a grimy couch in an alley: all you need for the perfect New Month's Eve bash!

Mediocre friends, terrible beer, and a grimy couch in an alley: all you need for the perfect New Month’s Eve bash!

So party it up tonight, folks. New Month’s Eve only comes once a month! Like your rent check! or your period!

My New Month’s Resolution? To celebrate New Month’s Eve every month!

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